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Son Jokes

  • Birthday Heart Attack

    cardRealizing at the last minute that it was his father's birthday, a teenage boy rushed to the corner store to grab a card.

    He quickly found a son-to-father card but neglected to read it carefully.

    Later when his father opened his gifts, he was surprised to read aloud,

    "Happy birthday to a wonderful Dad. Now that I'm a father too . . ."

  • Car Alarms

    car theftI was with a friend in a cafe' when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation.

    "What good are car alarms when no one pays any attention to them?" I wondered aloud.

    "Some are quite effective," my friend corrected me.

    "Last summer, my teenager spent a lot of time at the neighbors'.

    Whenever I wanted him home, I'd go out to the driveway and jostle his car."

  • Career Choice

    garbage cansA father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"

    "Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," replied the boy's father.

    His friend thought for a moment and responded, "That's a rather strange ambition to have for a career."

    "Well," said the boy's father, "he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"