logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Summer Jokes

  • Car Alarms

    car theftI was with a friend in a cafe' when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation.

    "What good are car alarms when no one pays any attention to them?" I wondered aloud.

    "Some are quite effective," my friend corrected me.

    "Last summer, my teenager spent a lot of time at the neighbors'.

    Whenever I wanted him home, I'd go out to the driveway and jostle his car."

  • Dead Seagull

    man son2A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

    "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. 

    "He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied.

    The boy thought a moment and then said,

    "Did God throw him back down?"

  • Summer Reading

    book1Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome; it started off badly but by the end I really liked it.