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Marathon Jokes

  • The Good Old Days

    running feetIt was the finish line of the Boston marathon. A first time runner is hobbling away, having just finished.

    A grizzled old marathoner looks at him and says "You'll feel a lot worse tomorrow." He pauses and then says, "But the really bad news is that in about 3 days, you're going to think you had fun today."