Running Jokes

  • A funny Scottish pun.Don't ever run with bagpipes. You could put an aye out.

    Or worse yet, get kilt!

  • running feetIt was the finish line of the Boston marathon. A first time runner is hobbling away, having just finished.

    A grizzled old marathoner looks at him and says "You'll feel a lot worse tomorrow." He pauses and then says, "But the really bad news is that in about 3 days, you're going to think you had fun today."

  • joggerA man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on one of the city's major jogging routes. No sooner had he settled back to snooze when there came a knocking on his window. He looked out and saw a jogger running in place.