Credit Card One-liners

  • Oneliner #0971

    credit cardsAt the store today, when the cashier said, "Strip down facing me" apparently she was referring to my credit card!

  • Oneliner #1092

    chequeIf you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments!

  • Oneliner #1099

    shopping2Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.

  • Oneliner #1134

    credit cardAs a young child my mother told me I can be anyone I want to be... turns out this is called identity theft.