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Budget Jokes

  • After Me

    bill couple"I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "Three companies are after me."

    "Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?"

    "The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company."

  • Give and Take

    brideAll eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle.

    They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.

    The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter.

    Even the priest smiled broadly.

    As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.

  • Oneliner #0972

    walletI wish my wallet came with free refills.