Budget One-liners

  • Oneliner #0972

    walletI wish my wallet came with free refills.

  • Oneliner #1078

    moneyBorrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.

  • Oneliner #1092

    chequeIf you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments!

  • Oneliner #1099

    shopping2Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.

  • Oneliner #1102

    woman3If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

  • Oneliner #1140

    shoppingAccidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4!

  • Oneliner #1202

    credit cardOne Liner Advice: It pays to buy things you dislike; they last much longer.

  • Oneliner #1227

    banking one linerMy bank has a new service where they will text you your balance; it's cool, I just don't think they should add "LOL" at the end.