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Budget One-liners

  • moneyDespite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

  • walletI wish my wallet came with free refills.

  • moneyBorrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.

  • chequeIf you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments!

  • shopping2Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.

  • woman3If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

  • shoppingAccidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4!

  • credit cardOne Liner Advice: It pays to buy things you dislike; they last much longer.

  • banking one linerMy bank has a new service where they will text you your balance; it's cool, I just don't think they should add "LOL" at the end.