I wish my wallet came with free refills.
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments!
Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4!
One Liner Advice: It pays to buy things you dislike; they last much longer.
My bank has a new service where they will text you your balance; it's cool, I just don't think they should add "LOL" at the end.