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Music Puns

  • A Love Supreme

    record playerBack in the days before digital music, a woman intended to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.

    "Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner, "but I have a wife and eleven children."

    "Is that a record?" she inquired.

    "I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get."

  • Bridge Pun

    bridge in dcIn Washington D.C., helicopters are often used to monitor the traffic conditions.

    Frequently jammed is the Francis Scott Key bridge, named after the man who wrote the national anthem.

    The bridge's traffic problem is notorious; among some, it's known as the Car Strangled Spanner.

  • Christmas Assault

    carolersAggressive Carolers: Wassailants

  • Classical Chicken

    beethoven bustBeethoven got rid of his chickens, because the only thing they ever said was,

    "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

  • Hated Key

    A Musical pun about e-minorI hate the key of e-minor.

    It gives me the e-b-g-b's

  • Johann Strauss

    hiker snowJohann Strauss was an avid mountain climber who once waltzed himself into deep trouble. He lost his footing and found himself hanging by his fingertips over a bottomless gorge.

    Another climber heroically came to his rescue and just managed to grab Johann by a strap of his backpack to save the Maestro's life.

    Since then, the act of trying to get out of a seemingly hopeless situation has come to be known as grasping at Strauss.

  • Lay Miz

    theatre"You call this a musical?" asked Les miserably.

  • Monastery Choir

    monastery choirThe local monastery is looking for a choir director: apply if you get the chants.

  • Proud Pawns

    chess gameWhat do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

    Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

  • Rhythm Reunion

    drummerAfter the rhythm section got back together there were repercussions.

  • Rub-a-Dub Song

    showerheadSinging in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera!

  • Singing Scuba Divers

    eel morayDean Martin as a scuba instructor: "That's a moray."

  • This is What It's All About

    girlI was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.

  • Train Fuel

    train steamA steam locomotive passing through Poland one night was running low on coal. The engineer said to his fireman,

    "We're coming to a town, let's stop and send the porter out to get more coal. Can you see the name of the town on the depot sign?"

    The fireman replied, "It appears to be Danzig in the dark."

    And the engineer shouted, "Buy coal, Porter!"

  • Wyatt Earp

    music choraleNot many people knew Wyatt Earp was a choir composer; not a great one, but he could shoot out an okay chorale.