Music Puns

  • A Love Supreme

    record playerBack in the days before digital music, a woman intended to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.

    "Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner, "but I have a wife and eleven children."

    "Is that a record?" she inquired.

    "I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get."

  • Christmas Assault

    carolersAggressive Carolers: Wassailants

  • Classical Chicken

    beethoven bustBeethoven got rid of his chickens, because the only thing they ever said was,

    "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

  • Hated Key

    A Musical pun about e-minorI hate the key of e-minor.

    It gives me the e-b-g-b's

  • Johann Strauss

    hiker snowJohann Strauss was an avid mountain climber who once waltzed himself into deep trouble. He lost his footing and found himself hanging by his fingertips over a bottomless gorge.

    Another climber heroically came to his rescue and just managed to grab Johann by a strap of his backpack to save the Maestro's life.

    Since then, the act of trying to get out of a seemingly hopeless situation has come to be known as grasping at Strauss.

  • Lay Miz

    theatre"You call this a musical?" asked Les miserably.

  • Monastery Choir

    monastery choirThe local monastery is looking for a choir director: apply if you get the chants.

  • Proud Pawns

    chess gameWhat do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

    Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

  • Rhythm Reunion

    drummerAfter the rhythm section got back together there were repercussions.

  • Rub-a-Dub Song

    showerheadSinging in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera!

  • Singing Scuba Divers

    eel morayDean Martin as a scuba instructor: "That's a moray."

  • This is What It's All About

    girlI was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.

  • Wyatt Earp

    music choraleNot many people knew Wyatt Earp was a choir composer; not a great one, but he could shoot out an okay chorale.