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Movie Jokes

  • More things you would never know without the movies

    movie seatsThe more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love...

    The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty...

    When confronted by an evil international terrorist, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons...

    Honest and hardworking policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement...

  • Movie Critic

    movie seatsI overheard two children discussing their selection in the video area of a store.

    One boy took Disney's CINDERELLA off the shelf, pointed to the drawing of the title character on the cover, and said, "Oh, she's really good. I saw her in ALICE IN WONDERLAND."

  • Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies

    movie seats- It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

    - A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

    - If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

    - Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.