Last Will Jokes

  • money stackJack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament.

    "To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 1 million dollars."

    "To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the Jaguar."

    "To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and $250,000."

    "And to my brother-in-law Jeff, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my sun lamp."

  • children playI was in my wills and trusts course when the professor posed this question to the students:

    "Why do people choose to have their children, rather than their siblings, inherit their estate?"

    After students offered various theories, one fellow raised his hand.

    "This may be a bit off the point," he said, "but when I was little, after my brother and sister finished playing with me, they would put me into a drawer."