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Flower Puns

  • Flower Order

    daisiesBy the time the wedding planner finally bothered to order the flowers there were none left.  

    The service ended up being quite lackadaisical.

  • Flower Pun

    flower bunchA teacher was telling her class about plant names that have the word "dog" in them: dog-rose, dogwood, dog violet.

    She asked the class if they could name another flower with the preface "dog."

    Steven raised his hand and said, "Sure Miss Jones. How about a 'collie' flower!"

  • To Err is Human; To Forgive, Divine.

    To err is human, to love divine and moreTo err is human; to purr, feline.
    To err is human; two curs, canine.

    To err is human; to do nothing, benign.
    To err is human; to quit, resign.

    To err is human; to howl, lupine.
    To err is human; to solve, design.

    To err is human; to moo, bovine.
    To err is human; to soothe, calamine.

  • Two Keys

    Keys for the organ and keys for the hearse.Two keys were hanging in the undertaker's office - one for the organ in the chapel; the other one was for the flower car in the garage.

    Two small signs were above the keys.

    One read "Hymn;" the other "Hearse."