Lazy Puns

  • Emperor Disappointment

    It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. (Not even remotely.)

  • Flower Order

    daisiesBy the time the wedding planner finally bothered to order the flowers there were none left.  

    The service ended up being quite lackadaisical.

  • Oneliner #1240

    Laziness OnelinerHard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

  • Passive Exercise

    gymI don't go to the gym; I like for things to work themselves out.

  • Transit Rescue

    bus interiorJust take the bus: walk behind a car and you'll get exhausted; walk in front of a car and you'll get tired.