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Lazy Puns

  • It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. (Not even remotely.)

  • daisiesBy the time the wedding planner finally bothered to order the flowers there were none left. ¬†

    The service ended up being quite lackadaisical.

  • Laziness OnelinerHard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

  • gymI don't go to the gym; I like for things to work themselves out.

  • bus interiorJust take the bus: walk behind a car and you'll get exhausted; walk in front of a car and you'll get tired.