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Lazy Jokes

  • daisiesBy the time the wedding planner finally bothered to order the flowers there were none left. ¬†

    The service ended up being quite lackadaisical.

  • bed copyI might wake up early and go running... but I also might win the lottery; the odds are about the same.

  • man restingI used to just crastinate, but I got so good, I went pro!

  • woman winkOne Liner Advice: It's a great activity for someone who doesn't have to do it.

  • Laziness OnelinerHard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

  • post it notesOne of our co-workers went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest...

    "As long as you're asleep," it read, "you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired!"