Lazy Jokes

  • Flower Order

    daisiesBy the time the wedding planner finally bothered to order the flowers there were none left.  

    The service ended up being quite lackadaisical.

  • Oneliner #1139

    bed copyI might wake up early and go running... but I also might win the lottery; the odds are about the same.

  • Oneliner #1180

    man restingI used to just crastinate, but I got so good, I went pro!

  • Oneliner #1207

    woman winkOne Liner Advice: It's a great activity for someone who doesn't have to do it.

  • Oneliner #1240

    Laziness OnelinerHard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.