Boredom One-liners

  • ceiling fanIf ceiling fans could hold your weight, you'd never be bored again.

  • clouds2I just got lost in thought; it was unfamiliar territory.

  • man dinerThe world is full of apathy, but I don't care.

  • crowdAlways keep a book with you at all times in case of an emergency; you know, like social gatherings.

  • medic alert I just ordered a life alert bracelet so if I ever get a life I'll be notified immediately!

  • personA conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.