If ceiling fans could hold your weight, you'd never be bored again.
I just got lost in thought; it was unfamiliar territory.
The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.
Always keep a book with you at all times in case of an emergency; you know, like social gatherings.
I just ordered a life alert bracelet so if I ever get a life I'll be notified immediately!
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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