If ceiling fans could hold your weight, you'd never be bored again.

I just got lost in thought; it was unfamiliar territory.

The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.

Always keep a book with you at all times in case of an emergency; you know, like social gatherings.

I just ordered a life alert bracelet so if I ever get a life I'll be notified immediately!

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.