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Jonah Jokes

  • Jonah Comeback

    fisheyeA little girl was talking to her teacher about Jonah being swallowed by a great fish. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a fish to swallow a human because even though they were large their throat was very small.

    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a large fish.

    The teacher reiterated that a fish could not swallow a human; it was impossible.

    The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah"

    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."