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Cowboy Jokes

  • English Verses Western

    horsesMy wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas.

    The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was.

    He told her one had a horn and one didn't.

    "Well," she replied, "the one without the horn is fine. I don't expect we'll run into too much traffic."

  • Motivation

    cowboy tackThe cowboy walked into the tack shop. "How much for a pair of spurs?" he asked the sales clerk.

    "Forty dollars."

    The cowboy looked in his wallet, thought for a moment, then pulled out a twenty. "I'll take one spur."

    "What'll you do with just one?" the clerk asked.

    The cowboy replied, "I figger if I can get one side of the horse movin', the other side'll go too."

  • Salad Pardner

    saladA question: If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing??