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Cowboy Jokes

  • cowboy tackA policeman saw a man dressed in full cowboy garb -- hat, chaps, duster, six-shooters, boots, and spurs -- standing on a street corner in a busy city. He approached the cowboy and asked him his name.

    "Call me Tex!" was the cowboy's reply.

    "Well, Tex, where are you from, Texas?" the policeman asked.

    "Nah, I'm from Louisiana, but I couldn't very well have you call me Louise!"

  • horsesMy wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas.

    The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was.

    He told her one had a horn and one didn't.

    "Well," she replied, "the one without the horn is fine. I don't expect we'll run into too much traffic."

  • horses times 2Two cowboy friends, Wally and Dallas, each bought a horse one summer. They enjoyed riding around and doing the things that cowboys do. When winter came, however, they did not want to pay to have their horses stabled for the winter. Instead, they decided to release them in a pasture and get them in the spring.

    Wally noticed a problem however, and he asked Dallas, "How will we know which horse is which when we pick them up?"

  • cow3The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.

    Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.

    The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"

    "Not really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover."

  • cowboy tackThe cowboy walked into the tack shop. "How much for a pair of spurs?" he asked the sales clerk.

    "Forty dollars."

    The cowboy looked in his wallet, thought for a moment, then pulled out a twenty. "I'll take one spur."

    "What'll you do with just one?" the clerk asked.

    The cowboy replied, "I figger if I can get one side of the horse movin', the other side'll go too."

  • saladA question: If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing??