The only way I'm going to drop ten pounds is if I go shopping in England.
I am going to be healthy if it kills me.
My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home and forgetting things.
Told the doctor I thought I had athlete's foot; he looked at me and said, "I don't think you have athlete's anything."
My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year: only 15 to go!
I need to get in shape; if I was murdered right now my chalk outline would be a circle.
Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4!
My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year: only 15 to go.
Eleanor Roosevelt once said, "Do one thing every day that scares you;" and that's why I weigh myself in the mornings.
I don't mean to brag, but... I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
I didn't mean to gain weight; it happened by snaccident.
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