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England Jokes

  • From British Newspapers

    newspaper1) Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, "We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr. Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that destroyed his house."

    - The Daily Telegraph

    2) Irish police are being handicapped in a search for a stolen van, because they cannot issue a description. It's a Special Branch vehicle and they don't want the public to know what it looks like.

    - The Guardian

  • Oneliner #0975

    weight scaleThe only way I'm going to drop ten pounds is if I go shopping in England.