Class Puns

  • Adhesive Question

    glue stickGlue stick: is that redundant or an epoxymoron? 

  • Amazing Product

    whiteboardWhiteboards... they're remarkable.

  • Chemistry Pun

    chemistryWanna talk about Sodium? Na

    Nitric Oxide? NO

    Potassium? K

    Can we talk about Sulfer, Uranium and Rhenium now?  SURe

    How about Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfer, Sodium and Phosphorous? OH SNaP!

  • Class Drop

    Karl MarxI dropped out of communism class: lousy Marx.

  • Earthquake Theory

    professor in class"The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground."

  • Filler Mix-up

    periodic table#121 Um 298.7 - the element of confusion.

  • Fish Schools

    fish schoolWhen fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

  • Let it Bee

    paper penSo what if I can't spell Armiggedon? It's not the end of the world.

  • Math Pun 1

    Cornbread is square.Pi R squared.

    Nooo! Pie R round; cornbread R square.

  • Soda Test

    girl2We just had a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory.

    I hope there is no pop quiz.

  • Wordy Fossil

    dinosaurA dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary: Athesaurus.