Class Puns

  • glue stickGlue stick: is that redundant or an epoxymoron? 

  • whiteboardWhiteboards... they're remarkable.

  • chemistryWanna talk about Sodium? Na

    Nitric Oxide? NO

    Potassium? K

    Can we talk about Sulfer, Uranium and Rhenium now?  SURe

    How about Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfer, Sodium and Phosphorous? OH SNaP!

  • Karl MarxI dropped out of communism class: lousy Marx.

  • professor in class"The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground."

  • periodic table#121 Um 298.7 - the element of confusion.

  • fish schoolWhen fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

  • paper penSo what if I can't spell Armiggedon? It's not the end of the world.

  • Cornbread is square.Pi R squared.

    Nooo! Pie R round; cornbread R square.

  • girl2We just had a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory.

    I hope there is no pop quiz.

  • dinosaurA dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary: Athesaurus.