Glue stick: is that redundant or an epoxymoron?
Whiteboards... they're remarkable.
Thank-you student loans for getting me through university.
I don't think I can ever repay you!
I dropped out of communism class: lousy Marx.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
Geometry: Without it life is pointless.
So what if I can't spell Armiggedon? It's not the end of the world.
The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild...
except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.
Hey Archimedes, I love what you've done with displace!
We just had a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory.
I hope there is no pop quiz.
Broken pencils are pointless!
You matter, unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light...
then you energy!
I did a theatrical performance about puns.
It was a play on words.
A dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary: Athesaurus.