car puns

  • Attention Fords!

    pill bottleIf you leave a bottle of Ritalin inside a Ford Fiesta it will become a Ford Focus.

  • Burnt Out Starter

    car-keysFinding a burnt out starter motor is a moment of wreck ignition.

  • Coop Car

    It's definitely not a sedan - it's a coop!


    The party is over
    when the coop car arrives.

    coop car

  • Massachusetts Shorts

    car w driverKhakis (n.): what you need to start the car in Boston.

  • Transit Rescue

    bus interiorJust take the bus: walk behind a car and you'll get exhausted; walk in front of a car and you'll get tired.

  • Transmission Guy

    gear shifterThat guy from the transmission shop looks kinda shifty.

  • Twelve-Step Stop

    man mechanicI know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. 

    He says he can stop any time.

  • Two Keys

    Keys for the organ and keys for the hearse.Two keys were hanging in the undertaker's office - one for the organ in the chapel; the other one was for the flower car in the garage.

    Two small signs were above the keys.

    One read "Hymn;" the other "Hearse."