If you leave a bottle of Ritalin inside a Ford Fiesta it will become a Ford Focus.
Finding a burnt out starter motor is a moment of wreck ignition.
Khakis (n.): what you need to start the car in Boston.
One hundred years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.
Today, everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.
Oh, how the stables have turned.
Just take the bus: walk behind a car and you'll get exhausted; walk in front of a car and you'll get tired.
That guy from the transmission shop looks kinda shifty.
I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop any time.
Two keys were hanging in the undertaker's office - one for the organ in the chapel; the other one was for the flower car in the garage.
Two small signs were above the keys.
One read "Hymn;" the other "Hearse."
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