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Advertising Jokes

  • Duelling Barbers

    barber poleA new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place.

    They put up a big bold sign which read:

    "WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"

    Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign:

    "WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS"

  • Signs Your Church has Sold Out to Corporate Sponsors

    church people- Taco Bell's talking dog now reading announcements.

    - In Christmas play, Joseph seen drinking can of Coke.

    - Greeters all dressed like Mr. Goodwrench.

    - Personal pew licenses now sold.

    - Baptismals include dolphin show from Sea World.

    - Statue of Moses seen holding keys to a Jeep.

    - The 12 disciples replaced by Disney characters.

    - Scripture verses brought to you by Microsoft Office.