Wise Jokes

  • quote 1561

    "Forgiveness doesn't excuse their behavior. Forgiveness prevents their behavior from destroying your heart."

    - Unknown

  • quote 1587

    "Choose to live generously and watch your life change."

    - Brad Formsma

  • wise owl*Words and Questions From the "Wise"*

    I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

    Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

    When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

    When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

    Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.