Wisdom Jokes

  • handcuffA deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he could whip the deputy and Muhammad Ali too.

    Said the policeman, "I'll bet that you're also an escape artist-probably better than Houdini."

  • wise owl*Words and Questions From the "Wise"*

    I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

    Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

    When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

    When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

    Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.