Coffee One-liners

  • coffee cupA yawn is just a silent scream for coffee.

  • coffee cupSo I just read Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine; apparently it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $10 cup of coffee.

  • teapotDo Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

  • giraffeA giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself!

  • coffee manI saw a guy today at Starbucks. He had no smartphone, tablet or laptop; he just sat there drinking his coffee... like a psychopath.

  • an atheist, a vegan and a cross fitter jokeAn atheist, a vegan, and a CrossFitter walk into a coffee shop... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.

  • When have you had enough coffee?You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running.

  • coffee cupPerkatory: That awful time spent waiting for the first cup of coffee to be ready.