A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee.
So I just read Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine; apparently it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $10 cup of coffee.
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself!
I saw a guy today at Starbucks. He had no smartphone, tablet or laptop; he just sat there drinking his coffee... like a psychopath.
An atheist, a vegan, and a CrossFitter walk into a coffee shop... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.
You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running.
Perkatory: That awful time spent waiting for the first cup of coffee to be ready.