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Computer Illustrations

  • Clear Communication

    business meetingIn a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor.

    One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendor was suffering from a "severe non-linear waterfowl issue."

    Curious, the team leader raised his eyebrows and asked, "What exactly is that?"

    The programmer replied, "They don't have all their ducks in a row."

  • Generation Gap

    computer2I've got 3 TVs, cable and a satellite dish. I have 3 phone lines in the house, a cell phone and one in the car.

    I use 2 computers, 3 ISPs and a fax. I subscribe to two daily papers and one weekly one. I watch both the local and the network news every evening.

    And my kids have the nerve to tell me I'm out of touch.