Cooking One-liners

  • cupcakes copyOnce you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin and muffins are healthy; You’re welcome.

  • chickens"If everything tastes like us, why do we have to die?"
    - Chickens

  • I am going to be healthy if it kills me.vegetables

  • butter"As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists."

    - Joan Gussow

  • bread butterThe hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

  • cookingBillion dollar idea: a smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, "I'm just cooking!"

  • spaghettiI am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over!

  • shoppingI used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes...