Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin and muffins are healthy; You’re welcome.
"If everything tastes like us, why do we have to die?"- Chickens
I am going to be healthy if it kills me.
"As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists."
- Joan Gussow
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
Billion dollar idea: a smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, "I'm just cooking!"
I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over!
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes...