Cooking One-liners

  • Oneliner #0977

    cupcakes copyOnce you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin and muffins are healthy; You’re welcome.

  • Oneliner #0982

    chickens"If everything tastes like us, why do we have to die?"
    - Chickens

  • Oneliner #1034

    I am going to be healthy if it kills me.vegetables

  • Oneliner #1100

    butter"As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists."

    - Joan Gussow

  • Oneliner #1127

    bread butterThe hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

  • Oneliner #1141

    cookingBillion dollar idea: a smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, "I'm just cooking!"

  • Oneliner #1170

    spaghettiI am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over!

  • Oneliner #1198

    shoppingI used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes...