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Priest Puns

  • Clergy Types

    priestForgive me, Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest... for I have synonymed.

  • Pope Pun 2

    priestHans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The Hague and, as a young man, aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the Army during WWII and spent two years co-piloting B17s until his aircraft was shot down in 1943 and he lost his left arm.

    Captain Grapje spent the rest of the war as a chaplain, giving spiritual aid to soldiers, both Allied and enemy. After the war, he became a priest, serving as a missionary in Africa, piloting his own plane (in spite of his handicap) to villages across the continent.

  • Wearing an Ephod

    ephodIf you see me wearing an ephod, I'm just doing it to be Aaronic.