logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Cruise Jokes

  • Surprise Gift

    perfume giftThe man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife's birthday.

    "A little surprise, eh?" smiled the clerk.

    "You bet," answered the customer.

    "She's expecting a cruise."

  • Time to Wave

    islandFrom a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.

    "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.

    "I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts."