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Boat Jokes

  • Engine Trouble

    cb radioMany years ago before the days of cell phones and data, a friend, driving home from a fishing trip in northern Michigan with his boat in tow, had engine trouble a few miles inland from Lake Huron. He didn't have a CB radio in his car, so he decided to use his marine radio to get help. Climbing into his boat, he broadcast his call letters and asked for assistance.

  • Tail Light

    tail light2"How long have you been driving without a tail light, buddy?" demanded the policeman.

    The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a low moan.

    His distress was so great that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit.

    "Aw, come now," he said, "you don't have to take it so hard. It isn't that serious."

    "It isn't?" cried the motorist.

    "What happened to my boat and trailer?"

  • Time to Wave

    islandFrom a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.

    "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.

    "I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts."