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Bed One-liners

  • bed copy"If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side."
    – Stuart Turner

  • bed copyI might wake up early and go running... but I also might win the lottery; the odds are about the same.

  • cat restingThey should make an alarm clock that sounds like a cat getting ready to vomit; NOTHING makes you jump out of bed faster!

  • Picture of Sigmund FreudI was born to be wild, but only until around 9 pm or so.

  • dog8They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog ready to vomit; nothing makes me jump out of bed faster...