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Bed One Liners

  • Oneliner #0978

    bed copy"If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side."
    – Stuart Turner

  • Oneliner #1139

    bed copyI might wake up early and go running... but I also might win the lottery; the odds are about the same.

  • Oneliner #1152

    cat restingThey should make an alarm clock that sounds like a cat getting ready to vomit; NOTHING makes you jump out of bed faster!

  • Oneliner #1167

    Picture of Sigmund FreudI was born to be wild, but only until around 9 pm or so.