"If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side." – Stuart Turner
I might wake up early and go running... but I also might win the lottery; the odds are about the same.
They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a cat getting ready to vomit; NOTHING makes you jump out of bed faster!
I was born to be wild, but only until around 9 pm or so.
They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog ready to vomit; nothing makes me jump out of bed faster...