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Jury Jokes

  • How To Lose Your First Case

    pig upcloseA young lawyer, just out of Law School, was pleading his first case in South Carolina.

    A train had killed twenty-four pigs, and the young attorney was trying to impress the jury with the magnitude of the injury.

    "Yes, Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, twenty-four pigs. Imagine, twenty-four pigs. Twice the number there are in the jury box."

  • Jury Age

    birthday2Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend received a jury-duty notice.

    She called to remind the people at the clerk's office that she was exempt because of her age.

    "You need to come in and fill out the exemption forms," they said.

    "I've already done that," she replied. "I did it last year."

    "You have to do it every year," she was told.

    "Why?" came the response. "Do you think I'm going to get younger?"