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Pig Jokes

  • Friendly Pig

    pigA man was on a walking holiday in a foreign country. He became thirsty so decided to ask at a stranger's home for something to drink.

    The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire.

    There was a wee pig running around the kitchen - running up to the visitor and giving him a great deal of attention.

  • How To Lose Your First Case

    pig upcloseA young lawyer, just out of Law School, was pleading his first case in South Carolina.

    A train had killed twenty-four pigs, and the young attorney was trying to impress the jury with the magnitude of the injury.

    "Yes, Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, twenty-four pigs. Imagine, twenty-four pigs. Twice the number there are in the jury box."

  • This Little Piggy

    pigIn a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her piece.

    One of the old farmers stood up and said, "What does she know about anything? I would like to ask her if she knows how many toes a pig has?"

    Quick as a flash, the woman replied, "Take off your boots sir, and count them yourself!"

  • What Gives You?

    Preamble: As I hope you know, understand, and even appreciate, the PearlyGates list/section features clean, theologically and/or politically incorrect jokes and humor. I mention this as an introduction to how I came to hear this joke.

    If you follow Cybersalt on Facebook, you may have seen a link that was shared to an article entitled "10 Reasons Why Jesus would never win the American evangelical vote." This spurred some comments and discussion and at the end of one post by Kyle Hawkins (shout out to Kyle!) he shared this joke. 

    chickensI mention this because if you don't like this joke you can go to that Facebook discussion and flame Kyle instead of me, lol. While you are there, I hope you'll also praise Kyle for the gentle and gracious manner in which he took part in the discussion. And, yes, basically I also trying to get you to follow Cybersalt on FaceBook.