Deer Jokes

  • deer hunting jokesA group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.

    That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.

    "Where's Henry?"

    "Henry had a nasty fall and broke both of his legs. He's a couple of miles back up the trail."

    "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back!?!"

    "A tough call," nodded the hunter, "but I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"

  • deerThe Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season.

    Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer.

    No one raised a hand.

    Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don't get it. Last Sunday many of you said you were missing because of hunting season. I had the whole congregation pray for your deer."

    One hunter groaned, "Well, it worked. They're all safe."