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Moving Jokes

  • pinataHaving moved 15 times during our 37-year marriage, my husband and I appreciate movers who take the time to label carefully boxes they pack for us.

    The accuracy of labels can make a huge difference when we try to find something right away.

    My favorite was done by one guy who attached this sticker to a box - obviously not knowing how to spell the best one word description:

    "Animals you hit with a stick at a Mexican party."

  • doorbellWe had spent the day moving from our farmhouse into our new house in town.

    Early the next morning, a Saturday, our 3 1/2-year-old ran into our bedroom to wake us up.

    I dressed him and told him to play in the yard and to quit bothering us.

    About 20 minutes later, he came running back.

    "Mommy, Mommy," he exclaimed, "everybody has doorbells - and they all work."

  • boy soccerballA family who had just moved into a new neighborhood was anxious to make a good impression.

    But the neighbors seemed cold and made no overtures of welcome. The mother of the brood was overjoyed when finally her youngest son ran in and announced happily,

    "Mommy, the lady down the street asked my name today!"

    "Oh, how nice!" exclaimed the mother enthusiastically. 

    "And then what did she do?"

    "Then she gave it to the policeman." the boy said.