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Mother Puns

  • expecting mothers signYou should be able to park in an “expecting mother” parking space if you’re waiting for your mom.

  • woman angry"A Freudian Slip: when you say one thing but mean a mother."

  • Menopause PunWhen women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats.

    This is known as the "many paws."

  • turnip cookedI put some turnips, his least-favorite vegetable, on my eleven-year-old son's dinner plate and instructed him to eat everything. He cleaned his plate, except for the turnip.

    I pointed out to him that if he'd eaten it earlier, he wouldn't have been left with its taste in his mouth at the end of the meal.

    Thoughtfully, he replied, "I guess I was just trying to delay the inedible."