Church Meeting Jokes

  • preacher1After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board following the close of the service.

    The first man to arrive and greet the minister was a total stranger.

    "You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board members," explained the minister.

    "I know," said the man, "but if there is anyone here more bored than I am, then I'd like to meet him."

  • shockedDuring a church meeting one evening, a parishioner was speaking about an emotionally charged topic and had trouble controlling her tears. 

    Finishing her remarks, she told the folks, "I apologize for crying so much. I'm usually not such a big boob."

    The Reverend rose to close the session and remarked, "That's okay. We like big boobs."