Movie Puns

  • ice cream2Bert: "Say, Ernie, would you like some ice-cream?"

    Ernie: "Sherbert."

  • auto mini insideJasons aren't made: they are Bourne.

  • Star Wars pun about Luke Skywalker and eating.One day, Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi were at a very fancy dinner party they had hosted. They were seated in full view of the rest of the people in attendance, and Luke, his table manners somewhat lacking, was devouring his bantha meat with his bare hands.

    Obi-Wan, sensing that this display of savageness was rather disturbing to their guests, leaned over to Luke, and whispered:

    "Use the fork, Luke!"

  • king and i"Actually, it should be The King and *ME*"
    - Rodgers & Grammarstein

  • potterIf a bearded man makes vases is he a hairy potter?