You can’t run through a campground – you can only ran because it’s past tents.
Grammar Police: Just here to ensure proper sentencing.
The sign said “WET PAINT” so I emptied my Dasani water bottle on it.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
The amount of people who confuse "to" and "too" is amazing two me.
"Actually, it should be The King and *ME*"- Rodgers & Grammarstein
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