Grammar Puns

  • Grammar Camp

    tentYou can’t run through a campground – you can only ran because it’s past tents.

  • Grammar Police

    police pull overGrammar Police: Just here to ensure proper sentencing.

  • Grammar Problem

    sign wetpaintThe sign said “WET PAINT” so I emptied my Dasani water bottle on it. 

  • Hard to Explain

    thiefIt's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

  • Oneliner #0986

    truck 2The amount of people who confuse "to" and "too" is amazing two me.

  • The King and I

    king and i"Actually, it should be The King and *ME*"
    - Rodgers & Grammarstein