Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns.
I replied, "You mean just like the ones grammar use to make?"
Now I'm blocked.
You can’t run through a campground – you can only ran because it’s past tents.
Grammar Police: Just here to ensure proper sentencing.
The sign said “WET PAINT” so I emptied my Dasani water bottle on it.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
The amount of people who confuse "to" and "too" is amazing two me.
Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
"Actually, it should be The King and *ME*"- Rodgers & Grammarstein
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