Grammar Puns

  • cinnamon bunsSomeone posted they had just baked some synonym buns.

    I replied, "You mean just like the ones grammar use to make?"

    Now I'm blocked.

  • tentYou can’t run through a campground – you can only ran because it’s past tents.

  • police pull overGrammar Police: Just here to ensure proper sentencing.

  • sign wetpaintThe sign said “WET PAINT” so I emptied my Dasani water bottle on it. 

  • thiefIt's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

  • truck 2The amount of people who confuse "to" and "too" is amazing two me.

  • thesaurus punJust bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

  • king and i"Actually, it should be The King and *ME*"
    - Rodgers & Grammarstein