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Gas Station Jokes

  • 12 Reasons to Buy a New Car

    car old1. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.

    2. Instead of an airbag, there's a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.

    3. You lose the stop-light challenge to a 14-year old on a moped.

    4. 15-Minute Jiffy Lube lasts for only 3 days.

  • Lost Gas Cap

    gas capDavid filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station.

    After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked and, sure enough, it was lost.

    Well, he thought for a second and realized that other people must have done the same thing, and that it was worth going back to look by the side of the road since even if he couldn't find his own gas cap, he might be able to find one that fit.

    Sure enough, he hadn't been searching long when he found a gas cap. He tried it on, and it went into place with a satisfying click.

    "Great," David thought, "I lost my gas cap, but I found another one that fits.

    And this one's even better because it locks..."

  • Saucer Fill-Up

    Picture of a UFOIf you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
    www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober


    A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft.

    As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young goober attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.

    "Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.