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Clothing Puns

  • Cummerbund O'Clock

    watch faceI combined all of my wrist watches to make a belt!

    It's a complete waist of time!

  • Denim Tribe

    jeans2It makes sense for worship leaders to wear jeans. In the Bible, the musicians at the Temple were all descendants of Levi's.

  • Fashion Film

    jeans2Watching a documentary on how they attach those little metal things onto jeans: It's riveting.

  • Florida News

    alligatorFlorida News: Now they are using alligators to make belts....

    It's amazing what you can get alligators to do.

  • Handy Engineering Conversions

    girlWhen it comes to Conversion Tables, this one will take the cake!

    - Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi

    - 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton

    - 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope

  • Massachusetts Shorts

    car w driverKhakis (n.): what you need to start the car in Boston.

  • Split Pants

    split pantsI split my favorite pants.

    RIP.