Fashion Puns

  • watch faceI combined all of my wrist watches to make a belt!

    It's a complete waist of time!

  • jeans2It makes sense for worship leaders to wear jeans. In the Bible, the musicians at the Temple were all descendants of Levi's.

  • woman secretSo grateful somebody invented window blinds or it would be curtains for all of us!

  • jeans2Watching a documentary on how they attach those little metal things onto jeans: It's riveting.

  • man stressedI didn't like my beard at first.

    Then it grew on me.

  • split pantsI split my favorite pants.