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Comic Jokes

  • Convention Trick

    comic booksBought what I thought were a stack of classic Batman comic books from the 50's. Got 'em home and found the covers are Batman, but inside they're all Little Lulus!

    I think I've been the victim of some sort of comic-con!

    – David Manzi

  • Oily Hair

    olive oilTrying to control my dry hair, I treated my scalp with olive oil before washing it.

    Worried that the oil might leave an odor, I washed my hair several times.

    That night when I went to bed, I leaned over to my husband and asked, "Do I smell like olive oil?"

    "No," he said, sniffing me.

    "Do I smell like Popeye?"

  • Oneliner #0956

    batmanLook Bruce, just because you call it the "Batcave" doesn't change the fact that you still live in your parents basement.

  • Oneliner #1142

    board roomMy boss said, "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have;"

    now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.