Ancestry Jokes

  • rootsI sent that "Ancestry" site some information on my family tree and they sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I just start over.

  • flower bunchA stuffy old dowager was explaining to the Jewish florist how she wanted the flowers arranged at the DAR (Daughters of the American Revolution) meeting to celebrate the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

    "Actually," she said, "one of my ancestors was present at the presentation of the document to the Congress."

    "How very nice." replied Morris the florist.

    "One of my mine was present at the presentation of the Ten Commandments to the world."

  • baby feetA tiny sweet baby was born to a goober and his wife.

    They had always dreamed of having a child and naming her for the wife's beloved Aunt Rose.

    But the baby was so tiny and precious, Rose was too much of a name for her.

    They named her Bud instead.