Ancestry Jokes

  • Oneliner #0984

    rootsI sent that "Ancestry" site some information on my family tree and they sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I just start over.

  • Tiny Rose

    baby feetA tiny sweet baby was born to a goober and his wife.

    They had always dreamed of having a child and naming her for the wife's beloved Aunt Rose.

    But the baby was so tiny and precious, Rose was too much of a name for her.

    They named her Bud instead.