lumberjack puns

  • tree with vineA lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"

    The lumberjack grinned and said, "And you will dialogue."

  • Raymond Burr punDid you know Raymond Burr had a brother who was a lumberjack?

    His name was Tim.

  • lumberjack wood"Be a lumberjack: Saw the world."