A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack grinned and said, "And you will dialogue."
Did you know Raymond Burr had a brother who was a lumberjack?
His name was Tim.
"Be a lumberjack: Saw the world."
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