Respect One-liners

  • For every action one-liner.For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

  • funny one-linerIf there's anything I can't stand, it's intolerance.

  • bench park"Oh, the majesty of French Justice, which forbids rich and poor, alike, to sleep on park benches!"

    - Anatole France

  • sun guy Just once it'd be nice to hear the word "sir," without it immediately being followed by,"you're making a scene."

  • man2Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.

  • dog5Sixty percent of pit bull attacks occur between tying the bandanna around its neck and putting the sunglasses on its face.

  • roosterDon't be condescending (that's when you talk down to people).

  • man grumpyIf there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.

  • man afraidI'm not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.

  • donkey in mirrorAskhole: A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.