Just once it'd be nice to hear the word "sir," without it immediately being followed by,"you're making a scene."
Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
Sixty percent of pit bull attacks occur between tying the bandanna around its neck and putting the sunglasses on its face.
Don't be condescending (that's when you talk down to people).
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.
I'm not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.
Askhole: A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.