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Horse Puns

  • polo playerDid you hear about the bruin that was seen riding a horse and using a long stick to hit a little white ball?

    It was a very rare sighting of a polo bear.

  • horse2Equine Opportunities: If the horses ever realize the barn door isn't locked, they're gonna have a field day.

  • picture of knight joustingYou mean you've never knocked a guy off a horse with a lance before?

    Surely you joust!

  • horse and car pun100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.

    Today, everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.

    Oh how the stables have turned.

  • trojan horseA Spanish King was being attacked constantly by warlords. He called his advisors together and asked them to come up with a solution.

    One said, "Remember the Greeks and the Trojan Horse?"

    "Let's find out what the warlords like and we'll do the same trick."

    "We know they won't eat pork, so a pig is not the answer. Chickens! They love chickens and eggs."

  • Horse and car punOne hundred years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.

    Today, everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.

    Oh, how the stables have turned.