Horse Puns

  • Field Day

    horse2Equine Opportunities: If the horses ever realize the barn door isn't locked, they're gonna have a field day.

  • Horse Knock-Off

    picture of knight joustingYou mean you've never knocked a guy off a horse with a lance before?

    Surely you joust!

  • Spanish King Pun

    trojan horseA Spanish King was being attacked constantly by warlords. He called his advisors together and asked them to come up with a solution.

    One said, "Remember the Greeks and the Trojan Horse?"

    "Let's find out what the warlords like and we'll do the same trick."

    "We know they won't eat pork, so a pig is not the answer. Chickens! They love chickens and eggs."