Knight Puns

  • sword in the stone punOnly the true king could remove the sword from the stone... no one else could... they didn't have... arthurization.

  • picture of knight joustingYou mean you've never knocked a guy off a horse with a lance before?

    Surely you joust!

  • eelI had a dream last night that I knighted an electric fish...

    It was Sir Eel.