I personally stay away from health foods. At my age, I need all the preservatives I can get.
- George Burns
If I had known how successful I was going to be, I wouldn't have worked so hard when I was young!
I intend to live forever; so far so good.
Dying is not popular; it has never caught on.
That's understandable; it's bad for the complexion.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford; then I'll move in with them.
If Mom says "No," ask Nana;
if Nana says "No,"... who are we kidding?? Nana never says "No!"
Sometimes my age is very inappropriate for my behavior.
One Liner Advice: The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
- W.C. Fields